I have no idea what to do with this information
A maintenance person came to fix some caulking in my bathroom and left me this amazing three smiley face note (that’s right, three) about Charlie. Charlie cat best cat.
Former Green Party presidential nominee Jill Stein may be eyeing a recount in three states.
Political observers on Wednesday noticed Stein had launched a fundraising page on her website for a recount.
“After seeing compelling evidence of voting anomalies, the Stein/Baraka Green Party Campaign is launching an effort to ensure the integrity of our elections. With your help, are raising money to demand recounts in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania– three states where the data suggests significant discrepancies in vote totals,” the page reads.
It goes on to say the group needs to raise “over $2 million by this Friday, 4pm central,” to ensure a recount.
This has to be for Hillary Clinton since there’s no way she’d call for an audit herself. Jill Stein knows good and well she didn’t win any states.
You can donate here, if you’d like.
If people are really upset and surprised that Green Day chanted “NO TRUMP, NO KKK, NO FASCIST USA!!!” then they obviously never listened American Idiot
so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know
they actually did a study on this
and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches
yes
ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead
it’s incredible
also, ostriches show notable sexual preference
some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only
I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries
great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now
So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).
“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.
But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.
Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.
Reblog to save a life
50 notes and i’ll throw his backpack in the dumpster
reblog to honor this persons sacrifice
national hero
What’s said: “The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.”
What’s meant: “I think socialism means keeping the organizational structures of capitalism the same but with more redistribution and safety nets.”
What’s said: “I don’t like socialism because I like freedom.”
What’s meant: “I absorbed a heavily propagandized image of socialism that equates it to feudalism and fascism at the same time.”
What’s said: “Lazy? Want all the stuff without all the work? Socialism may be for you! Vote Obama!”
What’s meant: “I have no fucking clue what socialism is.”
Sikh’s have saved countless American lives. I guess they can dress however the hell they want.
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
I’m done
Smelborp for president
